Thursday, April 30, 2009

So, if I wanted to visit New York...

Should I fly there?

How about a train?

Once I get there, should I use public transit?

How about cabs?

I guess if I was Vice President, I could fly there in a private jet and be chauffeured in a safe, sterile limo. Then, I would not worry about chatting with Matt Lauer on the Today show and scaring the nation about the safety of air travel and trains and subways...

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